Break the cliches of this world with death.

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

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my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

fuck the police

Posted 2 days ago With 494,540 notes

fvming:

To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way

Posted 6 days ago With 66,832 notes